The Random Thoughts From Yani
Onion Wings... Biting Apples (i mean apples that bite). Butterflies with specs. Squirrels on Coffee... Yani on Coffee... Yani Realising her last dose of Caffiene was about 6 hours ago... Purple... Shoes... Penguins... Purple Penguins Pretending Polar bears are Present, and that they're Purple. The 2000 words she needs to write... not on this blog... but on the 2500 word essay she has to hand in about 14 hours...Yani wants coffee... She also wants a brilliant mind that isn't too lazy to work. at the moment yani thinks she lacks the brilliance, and the motivation. without either i believe that's what's called a bum. now yani's thinking of the big thing she's sitting on. or rather what allows her to sit on anything. yes yani is thinking of her ass. she likes her ass, she thinks it's big, but that's what makes it beautiful. and now she thinks the only reason she thinks this is because other people tell her her ass is nice. if that wasn't the case what would yani think of her own ass as? big will always be a popular adjective for it. but whatever the reasons that i like my ass for, i know i like it and i have no issues about it. just issues about why i dont have issues about it. gasp. yani stopped using 3rd person to refer to herself with. gasp again, she started again. now yani thinks she must have some sort of attention seeking disorder. wait...that's confirmed by the existance of this blog. also, why did yani writing in 3rd person to begin with?
Maybe because saying 'I' too many times would've made me sound ego-centric (note: meant to be sarcastic/funny....please laugh) maybe yani is podantic. was that spelt right? comment me if not.
(there was a 3 minute silence from the keyboard. I got distracted, sorry)
now yani realises that the only reason she is boring the readers she thinks she has, is because she isn't doing her work. or doesn't want to do her work. maybe she's doing this because if she stays up all night, she'll have yet another triumphant whiny story to tell someone...
now yani is on the phone so she has to go now! baibai....
posted by Yani Malai @ 6:51 AM
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